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In case you missed it last night here is the Bobby V ejection video.  Really fucking funny.   Bobby’s reaction to the gum getting spit on him is priceless.  Just priceless.       Like we now know where Bobby V draws a line in the sand.    It’s all fun and games until you spit your gum intentionally or unintentionally on him.  That’s a deal breaker.

Obviously not a good loss for the Celts, but let’s not make a 15pt lead on the road at half time seem like it’s blowing a 50 pt lead.  It’s not nearly as bad as the Lakers blowing a 7 point lead in the last 2 minutes the other night.  Bottomline is we go as KG goes.  Two horrible games from him and two losses.   Two great games and two wins.  Also it wouldn’t hurt to rebound.   I still have Celts in 6…..

Celts +2 all day everyday off camera everyway.   If I get arrested for stealing I won’t even complain.

NYC posted this earlier this week.   Had to post it again.  Real funny stuff….Have a great weekend everybody.

Some Dyke At KO Barstool Definitely Just Pounded Their Fist Into A Table And Screamed “Damn You Pageviews!”

German Hockey Bros Who Just Won the Cup.  Hockey Players Just Get Us

Somewhere in a Backyard

Couple Comic Con Nerds

Umass Darthmouth Kegathon.  Blond on right.  Yes.

Motivation to Bring Back the Can Contest

Some Bro on vacation in Italy by himself

Old weird looking guy in DC

Solid Use of the Stomach

Yes I Will Have A Threesome with you two.

Umass Bros still waiting for us to take over Hobart so their Umass experience can be complete

Don’t point like pussies. Grab that shit

Fitchburg White Panda Concert

Puck Slut

Women’s Softball Team At Snhu showing the post it love

Passed Out With Thinning Hair is No Way To Go Through Life Son

Somebody Tell the Bro on the left to chill out with curving his brim

Women’s Hoop Fan

Some Bros from Somewhere before a Blackout

Ultra.  Middle blue bikini…Hell yeah

Pale Riders

Stoolettes on Spring Break

Punta Canta

McGill College In Montreal

Lexington Bros

Lehigh after beating Dukies

I’d Throw it In “La” Girl so fast it would make your head spin

Get Me A Face on Electric Yellow ASAP!

Drinking in Dublin

Cal Maritime Cadets with An Artistic Brodown

Bates Cum Fiesta in Greece

Still depressed

Time to reload the Miltons machine. Send all sob stories to pimpmylook@barstoolsports.com or pimpmydate@barstoolsports.com and help us help you. And you need to send pictures! If you sent an email without a picture resend with one to be considered.

Today’s Contestant

Reader Email

Dear Pres,

Please help my friend Troy. His attire is so appalling that it has actually gotten to the point where UMASS is wondering if we’re harboring a homeless alcoholic. He has let his Hobart lifestyle get the best of him and no longer lives as a functioning member of society.This is the most apparent in his wardrobe choices. He wears the same shirt religiously, doesn’t even have a matching pair of shoes anymore, and thinks pajama pants are an acceptable everyday outfit. We’re still unsure whether this is by choice or as a result of his wardrobe shrinking every time he throws a party.. aka every weekend. His closet needs an intervention even more than he does. Help a kid >out for our sake and his.

Cheers

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QUINCY (CBS) – A Weymouth man faces charges after he walked into Quincy’s police station looking to fight with officers, according to police. Keith Hayes stepped into the station’s lobby Thursday night and reportedly told someone he wanted to challenge officers to a fight. Police say that when officers came out to restrain him, the 39-year-old Hayes threw several punches in their direction. Hayes was pepper sprayed, handcuffed, and charged with assault and battery on an officer and resisting arrest.

This is kind of bullshit right?  Like I’m not saying that this guy shouldn’t have been arrested.  He should have been.  But you just don’t pepper spray him and gang tackle him.  Where is the pageantry in that?   The Quincy police should have picked their biggest, strongest guy and then let them fight on the front lawn while everybody cheered like at the end of Lethal Weapon.   That’s how you do it. After it’s over you arrest the guy.   It’s simple man code really.   Guy walks into a police station looking for a fist fight.  Give him a fist fight.

KFC already talked about this last week.  The mythical FanDuel Baseball Qualifiers. In case you don’t read NY here is a reminder how it works:

Every Friday for 15 straight Fridays, there are qualifying challenges that are just like the free rolls and the tournaments we’ve been doing. Its the same thing as our last Fan Duel Challenge – $10 entry for a one night fantasy baseball challenge. Draft a 9 man roster using $35,000 of fantasy money and the person with the most points is the winner. Now in the past the prizes have been like a hundred bucks, two hundred bucks, three hundred. Well for the Fan Duel DFBC this time the prize is a fucking all expenses paid trip to Vegas and a chance to compete for the grand prize Fan Duel challenge of $100,000. In addition to advancing to the Championship in Sin City, there’s also just your standard $3000 in prizes for competing in a Friday tourney. Ummm, I’d say we’re upping the ante just a tad, no? If I didn’t know it was legit for a fact I would think its too good to be true.

There’s no limit to how many times you sign up. And the beauty of these one night challenges is that anybody can win. Just pony up $10 on Fridays and enter the qualifying tournaments and you have just as good of a chance as anyone to win a free weekend at the Palazzo. Maybe you get lucky and start Jered Weaver the night he tosses a no-no. Maybe you catch a break and draft Braun the night he goes 4-5 with 3 home runs and a triple. Who knows? Thats the beauty of Fan Duel.

So for anyone who wants a chance to turn 10 bucks into $100,000 and a free trip to Las Vegas, CLICK HERE TO SIGN UP When I say this is the best deal Barstool has ever offered I don’t think I’m exaggerating one bit.